The Royal Stop Sign

Authors Note: The story was composed by a group collaboration 

There was a stop sign in the middle of the rode. So when I was driving I almost ran into it. It was bright pink with green polka dots. What a strange looking stop sign I thought. Once I got home I told my everybody at my house that i saw a stop sign. They all called me an idiot, and laughed. As I went crying my eyes out in my room I heard my mom saying something I couldn't quite understand it though. She was whispering into the phone. She was telling them I was a "Loser". Whatever I thought, I'm Jesus, no one can ever hurt my feelings, so I went outside, to play on the swings, but then he realized that this was like 50 B.C. So there wasn't any swings. But since he was Jesus he just invented it right there in front of the Dinosaurs.